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I thought He Said...

When God gave out brains, I thought He said trains, 

and I missed mine!


When God gave out looks, I thought He said books, 

and I didn't want any!


When God gave out noses, I thought He said roses, 

so I ordered a big red one!


When God gave out chins, I thought He said gins, 

so I asked for a double!


When God gave out legs, I thought He said kegs, 

so I asked for two big fat ones!


When God gave out heads, I thought He said beds, 

so I asked for a big soft one!

Boy, am I in a mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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